If a girl tells you that she knows what she wants from a guy or in a guy, she's fucking lying.

Within a matter of 4 hours i've lost 1.5 pounds...

coldheartholls:

wtf??

brb going to go eat.

You probably went to go poo.

Ok, now I see alot of comedies with the whole "scream my name bitch".

I think a girl screamed my name once, but that was so weird…
Do people actually scream peoples names?

I don't get it, why is it not okay to complement someone on their boobs?

Let me remind you, this is the internet…

rickahh:

bugsyrafael:

hammerito:

bugsyrafael:

rickahh:

so in addition to dim lighting, let’s pray for none of the following questions to be asked: where do you go to school? do you at least have a job? and how did you meet your boyfriend?

How big are your boobs? 34C?

Hard to say, but my hands are plenty large enough to fit around your neck.

Love,

Rosey’s boyfriend.

Them seem like internet figthin’ words. I like fights, but only when I win. When I lose fights I usually have daily reminders, usually for a month or so. I would fight you but being as we are far away from each other, we can’t. Which is unfortunate. I like fighting insecure fellas. They always seem to realize that the fight wasn’t worth the chick and we end up being best friends. Btw, your girlfriends boobs are awesome.

Thanks,
Rosie’s admirer and next gyno ;)

really, what makes you think it’s okay to say things like that? also, you spelled my name wrong.

It is a free country isn’t it? Now it’s your choice whether you want to take that or not. The fact that it bothers you shows me everything I need to know. Let me remind you, I did not follow you, I do not know where you live, what your last name is, how old you are and all that beautiful stuff. I thought it would be funny to pick on you. Low and behold your boyfriends balls grew the size of melons where from otherwise grapes. And this got a whole lot more interesting. I found it hilarious that the fact that he told the ladies that follow him to stay away from me granted me around 10 followers. Ironic huh?

Well hello new followers and fellow creepers?

sfatheart:

(via bugsyrafael)

its okay busgy, i dont think your a creeper, your just like every other guy on the internet :)

Hahahahaha.

Well hello new followers and fellow creepers?

Attention female compadres:

hammerito:

bugsyrafael:

hammerito:

Bugsyrafael is a fucking creeper. I unfollowed him 2 1/2 months ago - two days after I followed him - because he was creeping on 2 different girls and giving me the willies.

Anywho, now he’s creeping on Rosey, which is annoying, even though he couldn’t get laid in a women’s (or men’s) prison.

Moral of the story: he’s a jerkoff. Just FYI.

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Feel free to reblog this. Spread the word.

Nice. Instead of talking to me face to face. He avoids me goes around my back. Bahahaha. Well done. Well done. I’m not on tumblr to pick up girls. Hahaha. You guys don’t know if I have a girlfriend or not. I wouldn’t assume I don’t. Thanks. I keep my personal life off of the internet.

This was after I reblogged you, champ. Oooh, foiled again.

Also, “I keep my personal life off of the internet.”

Wonderful. Keep mine off it as well.

Obviously not, buddy.

Attention female compadres:

hammerito:

Bugsyrafael is a fucking creeper. I unfollowed him 2 1/2 months ago - two days after I followed him - because he was creeping on 2 different girls and giving me the willies.

Anywho, now he’s creeping on Rosey, which is annoying, even though he couldn’t get laid in a women’s (or men’s) prison.

Moral of the story: he’s a jerkoff. Just FYI.

________________________

Feel free to reblog this. Spread the word.

Nice. Instead of talking to me face to face. He avoids me goes around my back. Bahahaha. Well done. Well done. I’m not on tumblr to pick up girls. Hahaha. You guys don’t know if I have a girlfriend or not. I wouldn’t assume I don’t. Thanks. I keep my personal life off of the internet.

hammerito:

bugsyrafael:

hammerito:

bugsyrafael:

rickahh:

so in addition to dim lighting, let’s pray for none of the following questions to be asked: where do you go to school? do you at least have a job? and how did you meet your boyfriend?

How big are your boobs? 34C?

Hard to say, but my hands are plenty large enough to fit around your neck.

Love,

Rosey’s boyfriend.

Them seem like internet figthin’ words. I like fights, but only when I win. When I lose fights I usually have daily reminders, usually for a month or so. I would fight you but being as we are far away from each other, we can’t. Which is unfortunate. I like fighting insecure fellas. They always seem to realize that the fight wasn’t worth the chick and we end up being best friends. Btw, your girlfriends boobs are awesome.

Thanks,
Rosie’s admirer and next gyno ;)

It’s a pretty solid strategy though, really. If there’s one thing ladies LOVE, it’s being made to feel like an object.

Seriously, thanks for following a stereotype to a T and making all guys out to be ignorant jerkoffs. Enjoy being single for me.

I treat my objects like I treat my women. So I guess you’re right. You are a very charming man, I bet alot of women want to make love to you. I think more guys should be like you, because you seem to know what they like. I mean you’re very protective on the internet, I bet alot of women like that. I know if I was a woman and you were my boyfriend I would sex you up. Let you feel my 34C’s with your mouth.

Love,
Single and jerkin it