hammerito:

bugsyrafael:

rickahh:

so in addition to dim lighting, let’s pray for none of the following questions to be asked: where do you go to school? do you at least have a job? and how did you meet your boyfriend?

How big are your boobs? 34C?

Hard to say, but my hands are plenty large enough to fit around your neck.

Love,

Rosey’s boyfriend.

Them seem like internet figthin’ words. I like fights, but only when I win. When I lose fights I usually have daily reminders, usually for a month or so. I would fight you but being as we are far away from each other, we can’t. Which is unfortunate. I like fighting insecure fellas. They always seem to realize that the fight wasn’t worth the chick and we end up being best friends. Btw, your girlfriends boobs are awesome.

Thanks,
Rosie’s admirer and next gyno ;)