I treat my objects like I treat my women. So I guess you’re right. You are a very charming man, I bet alot of women want to make love to you. I think more guys should be like you, because you seem to know what they like. I mean you’re very protective on the internet, I bet alot of women like that. I know if I was a woman and you were my boyfriend I would sex you up. Let you feel my 34C’s with your mouth.Them seem like internet figthin’ words. I like fights, but only when I win. When I lose fights I usually have daily reminders, usually for a month or so. I would fight you but being as we are far away from each other, we can’t. Which is unfortunate. I like fighting insecure fellas. They always seem to realize that the fight wasn’t worth the chick and we end up being best friends. Btw, your girlfriends boobs are awesome.How big are your boobs? 34C?so in addition to dim lighting, let’s pray for none of the following questions to be asked: where do you go to school? do you at least have a job? and how did you meet your boyfriend?
Hard to say, but my hands are plenty large enough to fit around your neck.
Love,
Rosey’s boyfriend.
Thanks,
Rosie’s admirer and next gyno ;)It’s a pretty solid strategy though, really. If there’s one thing ladies LOVE, it’s being made to feel like an object.
Seriously, thanks for following a stereotype to a T and making all guys out to be ignorant jerkoffs. Enjoy being single for me.
Love,
Single and jerkin it
